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   messageicon Keep it up and Santa's going to stick a candy caine where the sun don't shine.3 hours ago clear
←Rate | 10-29-2009 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon plans on dressing up as Kanye West for Halloween and just before the kids yell "Trick or Treat", jump out of the bushes and yell "Christmas is better".
←Rate | 10-05-2009 15:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon santa's overated.
←Rate | 09-04-2009 17:19 by Jakie587 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!!
←Rate | 08-24-2009 12:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year
←Rate | 07-06-2009 17:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
←Rate | 06-22-2009 18:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what the hell Jesus ever did for Santa on his Birthday?
←Rate | 04-20-2009 22:46 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa
←Rate | 04-20-2009 22:45 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon got Santa in a headlock
←Rate | 12-31-2008 11:02 by Cameron Comments (0)  


   messageicon the reason Santa even has a naughty list!!!!!
←Rate | 09-21-2008 00:47 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho
←Rate | 05-13-2008 18:02 Comments (0)  




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