love Funny Status Messages

   Everyone around me is obsessed with finding true love. All I want is a girl who will laugh at my jokes.

   Drunk love is better than crazy love.

   "I love Justin Beiber" Hey Jeff, eat a Snickers, you're gay when youre hungry

   This is the real me. Full of problems. Full of love. Full of lost. Full of hurt. Full of life. Full of hope. Full of happiness. Most of all.....Full of friends.

   The only thing worse than a broken heart is a heart that has never known love.

   I haven't yet met someone who shares my idea of what love really is.

   If getting people to love you by dangling them over an eternal pit of hell fire is wrong, I don't want to be right.

   Love may be blind, but It doesn't have to be stupid.

   There's someone out there for everyone. Don't worry if you're alone, your true love is just having sex with someone else right now.

   Piglets are so cute. I love it how we eat them when they get fat and ugly.

   The public is jealous and takes pleasure in destroying good relationships. So what the public doesn't know exist, the public can't destroy. So lets keep our love a secret baby and let it live.

   I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz thats the exact moment my life got fuçked up!

   Hey there automatic flushing toilet. I love your enthusiasm but ummm..... I wasn't finished yet.

   All I want is for someone to pretend to love me for who I am, then gradually change me over a period of several years until we both hate me.

   Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic but I kinda always thought Tom and Katie would eventually fall in love.

   now the jumping on Oprah's couch professing my love for Katie is even embarrassing to me. - Tom Cruise

   Love is me pooping while she brushes her teeth, and when she starts to leave I say "but wait, there's more" and splash another log. We laugh

   There are worse things than being far away from the one you love, like sleeping next to someone you don't.

   I'm not religious, but I love God.

   For the love of God, ASK me, don't AXE me!