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After a news briefing outside the white house. trump and president Macron walked away holding hands. What's up with that
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04-26-2018 19:14
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Well, looking like Bill Cosby's gonna get to meet Fat Albert, for realz.
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04-26-2018 15:43
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Free to a good home. My Bill Cosby vinyl collection.
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04-26-2018 15:41 by
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Random Person: "It's hard to to get people to unfollow me on Twitter." Kayne West: "Hold my beer.".
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04-26-2018 15:39
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Kim: Honey, I haven’t heard your name in the news for over a week! Quick, say or do something stupid! Kanye: Hold my beer...
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04-26-2018 15:13
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Hi ho hi ho off to jail Bill goes
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04-26-2018 14:40
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4/26 Happy 48th birthday Melania
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04-26-2018 14:34
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My wife is losing it, she told me she was seeing someone behind my back. But when I turn around there wasn't anyone there.
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04-26-2018 14:15 by
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They pudding Bill Cosby in prison
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04-26-2018 14:10
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Mrs. Huxtable is not gonna be pleased.
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04-26-2018 14:07
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hey! hey! hey! - Bill Cosby after spiking a woman's drink.
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04-26-2018 14:07
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I bet Batman’s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he’s willing to admit.
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04-26-2018 10:25
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Ostriches can’t fly, but mostly because they can’t figure out airline luggage rules.
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04-26-2018 10:24
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I get paid to be nice to people at work. Why does everybody expect me to do it for free on my own time?
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04-26-2018 09:41
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Just once I would like to cross my I's and dot my T's
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04-26-2018 09:29 by
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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson just had a baby girl and did not name her 'Pebble.'
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04-26-2018 08:14
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I have learned to protect myself against identity theft by keeping a low credit score and no money.
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04-26-2018 08:10 by
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Some young millennial social justice warrior told me I need to check my white privilege. OK. I checked. I'm white and feel privileged to be so. I'm done here.
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04-26-2018 06:56
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There's a reason why Kayne West is broke.
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04-26-2018 03:13
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When I first heard of 'Keeping up with the Kardashians' I initially thought it was supposed to be a Star Trek show about the Klingon rivals...
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