love Funny Status Messages

   if you want to make me nervous, tell me that you love me.

   It's not true love until they offer to get decapitated, cooked and eaten by you.

   They say love is more important than money. B!tch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!

   I love you, but I'm not in "change my relationship status on FB" love with you

   You chose tragic love story I choose avoiding preventable tragedies

   Some of my favorite posts don't always get a lot of stars.. That's O.K. They know I love them,, and they love me back... That's all we need.

   I love being naked in a house alone... It's just a little awkward when the owner's arrive.

   I'm just a guy searching for love and someone to bang the hell out of.

   So this Kristen Stewart cheating stuff... Still a better love story than Twilight.

   How did flying babies in diapers wielding Bow & Arrows ever become a symbol of love?!!!

   Alcohol is the worst thing in the world... My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying - "I love you" to his Own Wife !!!

   You can't control love. That's the best and worst part of it.

   Listen, gorgeous... I love you so much I would suck out the venom if a poisonous snake bit you on the ass. But, I'm sorry, I won't swallow.

   I love how the best things in life are unexpected

   Now..a cheaper way to express your love...----E-cards !

   I would love to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it.

   Shouldn't love handles really be called hate handles since nobody really wants them?

   If you're an American who feels that you are represented in your government, please contact me. I love people with imaginations.

   Respect is earned, Honesty is appreciated, Love is gained and Loyalty is returned.

   Screw love? No, screw the person who made you think that way.