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My mother never saw the iorny in calling me a s.o.b.
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01-03-2019 02:48 by
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If you don't have an address on your house to make it easy to find then you need to address that!
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01-02-2019 20:56
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*Angry after wasting 5 hours trying to craft a beer joke.... " This was entirely hopless!"
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01-02-2019 20:17 by
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Why does it seem that most of the women and men who rant at people just minding their own business are overweight, have missing teeth and uneducated?
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01-02-2019 18:20
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My New Years resolution, to screw them before they screw me.
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01-02-2019 15:44
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t takes me about 15 hours to fully wake up in the morning
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01-02-2019 10:03
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I don't always contradict myself but when I do I don't
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01-02-2019 09:51
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My New Years resolution is to be more active. Sexually.
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01-02-2019 09:40 by
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Show dominance on an airplane by calling the flight attendants bartenders.
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01-02-2019 09:38 by
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The sooner you give up on me, the easier this will be for both of us.
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01-02-2019 09:34
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How the hell did we go from “Mexico will pay for the wall” to not paying government workers until the American Taxpayers pay for the wall?
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01-02-2019 07:48
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I haven't failed, I just found several ways it won't work.
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01-02-2019 06:34 by
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Make sure to put the letter "L" in the world clocks when you google grandfather clocks.
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01-02-2019 05:55 by
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If "HE" were an indian, his name would be Talking Buttocks.
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01-02-2019 04:42
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Trump is an inspiration to me that an unattractive man can get a wife.
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01-02-2019 00:16
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May the Kool-Aid be strong with you.
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01-01-2019 23:31
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If a menu item costs a dollar, you give up all rights to complain about it, even if it has pubes in it...
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01-01-2019 20:00
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I'm at the age where I don't party hard I party mildly.
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01-01-2019 14:06
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Just want to wish everyone a happy new year!....in case you missed the million posts before this one saying the same thing.
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01-01-2019 13:50 by
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I call my pecker Whitesnake because here I go again on my own.
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