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If you care more about what others think about you than what you think about you, you're doing it wrong...
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04-06-2019 10:09
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If I ever choke to death on gummy bears, can we just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that?
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04-06-2019 07:59
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Never put all your eggs in one basket.....unless they're chocolate.....and it's my basket
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04-06-2019 07:59 by
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Some girls don't like to walk in the rain because it puts their face back to the default factory settings...
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04-06-2019 06:51 by
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Going to the Guns 'n Roses concert tonight. I hope the noise doesn't give me cancer tonight.
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04-05-2019 17:28
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When Luke Skywalker yells "Get to the walker now!" it has a whole new meaning.
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04-05-2019 10:49
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I bought a pair of underwear today. In the front it says ‘I would do anything for love’. In the back, ‘But I won’t do that’.
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04-05-2019 08:58
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writing, "He owed me $50" in the funeral guest book wrong?
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04-05-2019 08:56
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I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger
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04-05-2019 08:55
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Have you ever farted so hard you saw cartoon birds circling your head?
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04-05-2019 08:05 by
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Turns out,the ball washer at the golf course is just for golf balls..I owe that trio of nuns an apology .
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04-04-2019 15:29
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No one lives in Windmill Alley anymore. They all died of cancer.
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04-03-2019 23:21
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Don't feel bad if no one talks to you on social media sites as all we could do is type.
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04-03-2019 22:36 by
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Thoughts and prayers going out to everyone affected by Wind Noise Cancer.
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04-03-2019 21:33
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If you people truly believe we're in danger then you are a f-ing moron.
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04-03-2019 18:56
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Windmill noise causes cancer? I learn something new everyday.
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04-03-2019 15:14
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Want to know the secret to happiness? Deactivate your Facebook account like people used to take the phone off the hook.
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04-03-2019 13:50 by
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80% of corporate employees are suffering from AIDS ? Appraisal & Increment Deficiency Syndrome
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04-03-2019 12:14
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Crazy how people are more worried about getting Avocados then drugs and trafficing
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04-03-2019 10:08
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Hey, little regular fry in with my curly fries. Just be yourself, buddy.
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04-03-2019 07:17 by
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