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   messageicon It's a good thing that not everyone owns a smartphone..Someone has to HONK when the light turns green.
←Rate | 12-10-2019 18:40 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon The probability of someone looking at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
←Rate | 09-28-2019 12:42 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score! WooHoo!
←Rate | 04-02-2019 07:14 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, little regular fry in with my curly fries. Just be yourself, buddy.
←Rate | 04-03-2019 07:17 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember children, the best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
←Rate | 12-14-2019 10:08 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always have time to Spring Clean, but when I do, I Don't!
←Rate | 03-31-2019 09:12 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stocked up on the Merlot and chocolate. Bring the 3 week corona quarantine!
←Rate | 03-12-2020 18:17 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, I didn't gain weight over the holidays....I'm just retaining Christmas cookies, that's all....
←Rate | 12-30-2019 16:25 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never put all your eggs in one basket.....unless they're chocolate.....and it's my basket
←Rate | 04-06-2019 07:59 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah, yes...what lovely blouse shall I stain with food today?
←Rate | 04-08-2019 19:25 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you say the word "Rum-balls" without rolling the R...are you even pronouncing it correctly?
←Rate | 12-22-2019 12:43 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can tell the age of an artificial Christmas Tree by the lines of tape wrapped around the box it's stored in.
←Rate | 12-15-2019 19:17 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon First that idiot cut me off in traffic, then he steals my parking spot, and now his stupid car got paint on my key!
←Rate | 04-18-2019 19:52 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon What kind of idiot would think ingesting disinfectant would kill coronavirus? Everyone knows if you buy tons of toilet paper, you're protected from ever getting it, to begin with!
←Rate | 04-24-2020 19:59 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your grandma got run over by a reindeer, you may be entitled to compensation...Cal 1800 HURT HAHA!
←Rate | 12-18-2019 19:48 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it has yellow and black stripes, I run the other way, fast!
←Rate | 05-20-2020 20:03 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  



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