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   messageicon It's a good thing that not everyone owns a smartphone..Someone has to HONK when the light turns green.
←Rate | 12-10-2019 18:40 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon The probability of someone looking at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
←Rate | 09-28-2019 12:42 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score! WooHoo!
←Rate | 04-02-2019 07:14 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember children, the best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
←Rate | 12-14-2019 10:08 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, little regular fry in with my curly fries. Just be yourself, buddy.
←Rate | 04-03-2019 07:17 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always have time to Spring Clean, but when I do, I Don't!
←Rate | 03-31-2019 09:12 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, I didn't gain weight over the holidays....I'm just retaining Christmas cookies, that's all....
←Rate | 12-30-2019 16:25 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never put all your eggs in one basket.....unless they're chocolate.....and it's my basket
←Rate | 04-06-2019 07:59 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah, yes...what lovely blouse shall I stain with food today?
←Rate | 04-08-2019 19:25 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you say the word "Rum-balls" without rolling the R...are you even pronouncing it correctly?
←Rate | 12-22-2019 12:43 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can tell the age of an artificial Christmas Tree by the lines of tape wrapped around the box it's stored in.
←Rate | 12-15-2019 19:17 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon First that idiot cut me off in traffic, then he steals my parking spot, and now his stupid car got paint on my key!
←Rate | 04-18-2019 19:52 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your grandma got run over by a reindeer, you may be entitled to compensation...Cal 1800 HURT HAHA!
←Rate | 12-18-2019 19:48 by MiMisHouse Comments (0)  



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