Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   so jobless that he's replying every spam message

   pondering why in the hell people type so much in their status box

   "not a complete idiot, some parts are missing "

   very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes !!!

   "just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. "

   found Waldo

   on my space trying to Google your you tube

   holding the world for ransom

   "What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? "

   the reason Santa even has a naughty list!!!!!

   Trying To Conquer The World

   fortified with 8 vitamins and minerals

   your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

   high on life... and glue

   wishing your network didn't extend to her

   the hottest thing next to the sun

   approves this message

   just another brick in the wall

   a cereal killer

   so much cooler online!