Funny Status Messages

   's faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings with a single bound.

   PANTS ON THE GROUND, PANTS ON THE GROUND! YOU'RE LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WIT YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND! PANTS ON THE GROUND! YOU'RE LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WIT YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!......... Ya know, Simons right. I think it could be a hit.

   lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground.

   mailing out 'blank inside' note cards to all the people that make me crazy...let them go crazy trying to figure out where it came from and what it should have said...

   Please put this on your status if you know someone who is an idiot. Idiots affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for stupidity, but we can raise awareness. 93% wont copy and paste this, mainly because they're too stupid to copy and paste

   If you are in a canoe flying over the grand canyon and a tire falls off how many pancakes does it take to fix a dog house orange elephants dont like ice cream

   the concept of the movie avatar to "USA, the Pandora and the Obtanium Ore" is the same to "USA, Iraq and the Oil".

   watching eclipse, ain't eclipse suppose to release 30 June 2010.... I must be lucky

   hates the seat warmers in the car it makes me feel like I peed my pants, wait I didn't turn on the seat warmers today, DAMMMITT!!

   If your dog fits in your purse, send it back, it's a rat in a dog suit.

   some advice for the youngsters on Facebook. You can do anything you want to do in life, unless Jay Leno wants to do it too

   thinks God will still love me if I don't annoy 15 of my friends with some stupid chain email.

   ..wishes she wasn't so mean to her dentist this morning. After all,dentists have fillings too..

   Cat talking sh!t, girls gone, so the dogs and I are clearing the Living Room so we can have single elimination cage matches, winner gets to hit that pu55y...eeerrrr, cat!

   Avanika Mote : What's with people wanting a "dislike" button on FB?? Guys, just don't click the "like" button on a post....Ain't that wayy simpler, much logical and less offensive?

   I like to title my documents "The World" so I can feel great when I click Save

   ****This message has been censored by Beijing*****

   pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool wit your pants on the ground

   learnt that 'practice makes perfect' does not apply to knife juggling

   Sad Fact Of Life #208- Boobie traps seldom involve boobies.