Funny Status Message #14090
X says "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
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- # 5266 I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get divorced I keep the house.
- # 53329 The word "Excellent" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his Grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I would call him an "excellent" shot, but I don't think that's what Bill and Ted meant by "Be Excellent to each other!"
- # 131444 That'll teach the bltch to keep the house in the divorce... Before I left, I set 3 white rats free in the house with 1, 2, & 4 written on their backs.
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