Funny Status Messages

   throwing skittles at people and yelling "TASTE THE FLIPPIN RAINBOW''

   just mugged a florist....that guy's lookin' like a fool with his plants on the ground....

   used to be famous, but moved away and changed her name because she had too many fans.

   Guess all those years of phone sex have caught up with me I have hearing aids

   Ok... Apparently its illegal to paint yourself blue and run around in the big leafy plant section at Walmart's and shout "Neytiri... I want you!"

   If love is a game..where can I buy the multiplayer-version?

   A friend of mine once commented that huamns are the only species to go out of our way to obtain milk after we've been weaned, I replied that we were the only species with cookies.

   I love your approach. Now let's see about your departure.

   annoyed that these guys like Clooney, Cruise, and DeNiro are all picking me as their celebrity look-alike. Get a life losers.

   I hate being bi-polar. It's awesome.

   If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.

   Would if he could: Change his relationship status to "Pimpin'...and it's complicated"

   She's somewhat of a mixture between a chickenhead and a swallow

   thinks that a decapitated Frog looks hotter than the Jonas Brothers

   welcome to britain, where men are men and women are slags!

   We need Facebook for Dummies Asap..Because Some OF Yall Say the Dumbest Shi...

   We need Facebook Dummies Asap..Because Some OF Yall Say the Dumbest Shi...

   - Why pay for a comedian, when you can watch liverpool play football

   reminding everyone to Not eat the yellow snow

   loves you as much as a fat kid loves cake.