Funny Status Messages

   R.I.P. Corey Haim.Lost Boys Forever.1971-2010

   If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

   I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs

   Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.

   OVER all the Toyota jokes already!! We got the point weeks ago. Please start thinking of a new failed device to crack on...cause the repetitiveness is quite frankly effing annoying....Thank You!!

   It's costing taxpayers $85 million to send out census reminders...BRILLIANT!

   Lohan now suing mozilla "FireFox" for alledged misuse of her other feisty alias "FireCrotch"

   You must be a parking ticket... cause you got fine written all over you "Giggidi Giggidi Giggidi GOO" !

   I like my women like I like my coffee.... I don't like coffee

   What do you mean life is to short?... Its the longest bloody thing you could ever go through!

   Its very ironic how Toyota's slogan is "Moving Forward!"

   All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening

   If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?

   as I once heard from a Scottsman "Well Oil Beef Hooked"!

   wants a holiday that somehow follows closely to the 1966 movie: The Endless Summer...... any volunteers?

   Who told you, you were special? The lady driving that little bus?

   wonders how much it cost the federal government to send 120 million letters notifying citizens the census forms are coming and how important they are!

   going over to the dark side...I figure it's just a burnt lightbulb needs replacing.

   just saw a bumper sticker on the back of a Toyota today that said: "I Brake for NOTHING!"

   You know it's been a good night when you throw your panties at the wall and they stick there.