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age has nothing to do with experience... and everything to do with ability
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03-28-2010 12:39 by
tshingledecker@hotmail.com
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still a virgin, but this is an old status
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03-28-2010 12:36 by
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In about 40-50 years from now, there sure is going to be a lot of old women walking around with tattooes.
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03-28-2010 10:04 by
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100 people get swine flu and everyone wears a mask... 1,000 people get aids and no one wears a condom... Makes you wonder a little...
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03-28-2010 09:57 by
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Played Tiger Woods PGA Tour '10 the other day. Funny thing was that the 'cheat codes' were already put into the game.
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03-28-2010 09:44 by
Danmanz
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Got up this morning and thought 'it looks nice out'....so I'll leave it out.
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03-28-2010 08:15 by
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eaten so many skittles shes peeing rainbows!
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03-28-2010 05:39
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"Love" is purely a chemical imbalance of serotonin, dopamine, & norepinephrine. It is nothing magical or "special"; just simply an irregularity in the brain; a "two-faced high"
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03-28-2010 04:37 by
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My name is soo much action, it should be a f*ckng verb!
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03-28-2010 04:35
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This program contains graphic material! Jergens and Kleenex optional!
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03-28-2010 04:33 by
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going to watch earth hour on T.V
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03-28-2010 04:08
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You're my nothing. Why? Because nothing lasts forever.
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03-28-2010 03:57 by
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Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their desk and slam a sticky note on their head that says "Help me, my ear is stuck to the table"?
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03-28-2010 03:46 by
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I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got !"
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03-28-2010 02:23
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you only live once, but if you live it right, once is enough.
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03-28-2010 02:17
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it's ok to kiss a fool, it's ok to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you.
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03-28-2010 02:12
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You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!"
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03-28-2010 02:11 by
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life isn't a garden, stop being a hoe.
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03-28-2010 02:10
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I'll take "Things that a crackhead would steal" for $600, Alex.
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03-28-2010 00:55
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trying to figure out this "cook book of life". I got the ingredients... I just dont know the recipe.
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03-28-2010 00:53
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