trump Funny Status Messages

   I may be dumb, but at least I'm not "waiting for March 4th where Trump will be definitely be president again" dumb.

   To the tune of the Folgers coffee commercial: The best part of waking up, is no tweets from Donald Trump.

   Super bowl sucked I guess we should blame Trump for that too.... haha

   A man goes to the white house to see trump the Marine guard tells him Trump is no longer the president and is not here. The man returns the next day asking to see trump

   I wonder if Bill Cosby's hoping to be on Trump's final pardon list today

   Looks like Ossoff found those 11,000 votes Trump was looking for...

   Biden won. Get over it, Trump weirdos.

   Trump gets criticized for wanting to boink his own daughter, but dam, I want to boink her too.

   I was thinking....it's going to be really weird when Biden moves into the White House and has to share a bed with Trump because he refuses to leave

   Biden didn't beat Trump. Trump beat Trump by being a complete clown. He ruined all the good that he accomplished by opening his big flaptrap one too many times.

   I'm boycotting the next Nobel Prize award ceremony. Trump so deserved the award, but didn't win.

   CNN & MSNBC reporting this morning that 'Un-named sources claim Covid-19 concocted by Trump in his White House bunker using son Barron's chemistry set he got for Christmas'

   Somehow, I don't know how, Obama gave Trump covid-19!

   You know 2020 is laughing at you when it tells you that Stormy Daniels collected more money from Trump, in 2016, than the IRS.

   Over the past 15-years, Donald Trump has paid more for sex than he did in taxes.

   I heard Trump is backing out of the debate Tuesday night. It was just too taxing for him.

   Id rather have Covid-19 than Trump-2020

   If all other countries are fighting the Coronavirus, while Trump is fighting the China Virus. Is he really lying when he says he doing the best?

   Trump is banning Tik Tok so if you still want to see 16 year old girls dance you have to get on a plane with Bill Clinton.

   Ask any Biden voter exactly why they're voting for him, on what merits, and ask them do it without bringing up Donald Trump. They can't