santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   Oh, so you're preparing turkey again for Christmas? Twice in one month. Kudos to you. I'm overwhelmed by your imagination.

   I cut down my own Christmas tree this year. My neighbor isn't very happy about it because it was in his yard.

   Any movie can be a Christmas movie if you eat 37 sugar cookies while watching.

   Well it's July and almost 100 degrees. Walmart should be putting the Christmas stuff out any day now.

   On a happier note... Cuomo is going down faster than Kamala Harris at the company Christmas party.

   shoutout to my mom who has reused the same Christmas gift bags for so long she just found a gift card to the Cheesecake Factory from 1999.

   Finding out there's no Q is just as devastating as a child finding out Santa isn't real.

   Hope all of you who received a book from me for Christmas thoroughly enjoy them! Oh and don't forget they need to be back the library by the 30th.

   For Sale. Slightly used Christmas tree. Prefer to do socially distance exchange and will place in front of house for you pickup. Leave money in neighbor's mailbox.

   In the summer it was to hot outside now it's to cold outside to take the Christmas lights down.

   Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self-centered lives already in progress.

   Here’s a little song about post-Christmas cleanup it’s called “Where the Hell Are We Going to Put All This Sh$t” and a one and a two

   I just took the Christmas tree down. Gonna dye Easter eggs this afternoon.

   Look. Those Christmas Walmart roll back prices are only for believers in the baby Jesus!

   Can someone please go to MeWe and Parlor and wish them a Merry Christmas.

   Just because you have a guitar, Christmas outfit and the Christmas tree doesn't necessarily mean you have the talent to sing on Facebook.

   Don't forget to wave smile and wish your neighbors a Merry Christmas who are kind like Facebook friends you might not really know either, but live closer.

   2021 will be decided by what the Chinese will eat this christmas

   I wonder if Santa will be wearing a mask during his visit to my house this year?

   Just checked my bank account and it looks like everyone is getting text messages for Christmas.