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   messageicon its very sad Adriana Xenides has died and I'm not even going to make a joke about it. That would be in_p_o_ri_te
←Rate | 06-08-2010 00:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 25% off this thursday
←Rate | 06-07-2010 22:19 by colbs Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I fought the law and....the lawyers won.
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beauty is in the Eye Of The Beer Holder.
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:54 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Biggest trade to date: Lakers to trade Jack Nicholson
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:45 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past you again?
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:26 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon I just taped magnets to the bottom of my empty coffee cup and attached it to the top of my car... Can't wait to see how many people will try and flag me down...
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:26 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:16 by BEGO Comments (3)  


   messageicon I think “be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give to some people.
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:13 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coffee can make you jumpy and irritable. There are also negative effects.
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:10 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the BP executive management team that's responsible for the day to day running of the company should be the ones cleaning the oil spill!
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if the broom fits...RIDE IT!
←Rate | 06-07-2010 20:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon get a life is your only copyright
←Rate | 06-07-2010 20:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon you're allways late, your work is slack, you bit#h and wine behind my back, a 2hr lunch 4u is quick, and twice a week you call in sick, i've hated you since the day you were hired, get to work are your fat a#s is fired
←Rate | 06-07-2010 20:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are so pathetic that Tom wont even be friends with you on myspace.
←Rate | 06-07-2010 19:48 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next Week is not good for me the Jonas Brothers are in town
←Rate | 06-07-2010 17:12 by Next Week is not good for me the Jonas Brothers are in town Comments (0)  


   messageicon A girl without curves is like going on a road trip with no turns, you get where you're going quickly but the ride is boring as hell!!!
←Rate | 06-07-2010 15:29 by Señor Frog Comments (0)  


   messageicon The BP president said that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, "Don't worry, my car is fine."
←Rate | 06-07-2010 15:08 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  




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