Funny Status Messages

   supports the rights of the Jedi to build a temple, but does it have to be two parsecs from the ruins of the Death Star?

   buying an oompa loompa on E-bay

   my armor has been a little tarnished but trust me I'm still a shinning prince.

   children shopping for cereal are like men shopping for lingerie; they don't care which kind they get as long as they get the prize inside!!

   says it's no wonder the Earth ALWAYS wins the Miss Universe Competition....No other planet has EVER entered the competition!

   to AVOID any embarassing incidents...I've equipped my BEER GOGGLES with windshield wipers.

   I'll never have one of those cathartic cries. I'll just let it out in bits during sports montages.

   Suggested cough medicine flavor: gazpacho.

   "Hi, Welcome to Abercrombie. Our sizes are; Small, X Small, Anorexic, Bulemic, and Malnourished.

   the taser is a perfect law enforcement tool. the lovechild of the nightstick, the pistol, and the car battery

   i think when "the old fashioned" was invented, it was probably called "the new fangled"

   Taking it to the streets, Welcome To the Revolution. God Bless America.

   glad to hear the penicillin worked. Better luck next time..

   going to the strippers to start work...i grease the poles and disinfect the stage... :D

   The one good thing about my hand is I dont have to take it home afterwards..

   Did you know Mark Twain had a son? His name was choo choo... choo choo twain

   I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

   IROC=Italian Retard Out Cruising

   so awesome, even my Camaro says Iroc!

   The saxophone still hasn't been brought to justice for everything it did in the 1980s.