Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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All I want for Christmas is the charges dropped.
another day closer to being worm food......
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11-30-2010 12:02 by darkwing
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NOTE TO SELF: Please stop writing yourself notes. Love, Self
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11-30-2010 12:00 by VictorA
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How is Justin Bieber 1 of the 10 most fascinating people...
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11-30-2010 11:54
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Son: Dad is it ok to love a midget, Dad- depends on if your nuts over her
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11-30-2010 11:02
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I am addicted to Cold Turkey. Not sure how I will ever quit that one.
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11-30-2010 09:51 by JC
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Give back to your community what they claim to have given to you.
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11-30-2010 09:43
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Hey homeless guy, quick tip: don't panhandle outside the 99 Cent Store, we're not that far from you.
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11-30-2010 09:32
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My daughter spilled a whole bottle of baby powder on her room because she wanted to practice ice skating. Are you serious Disney channel?
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11-30-2010 08:32
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If we really want to keep our sensitive documents safe... Why don't we keep them with Obamas birth certificate?
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11-30-2010 08:29 by Billy
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I'm kinda like Han Solo. Always strokin my own wookie
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11-30-2010 08:00 by chel
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There are only two people I trust in this world... One is myself, and the other one is NOT you.
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11-30-2010 07:40
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I may not be an organ donor, but I owe it to mankind to donate my humor to science!
succesfully finished his rubiks cube, waiting for the paint to dry now
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11-30-2010 05:26 by kibobi
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I can hardly stand the wait, please christmas don't be late!!
Do you know why they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
Dad, you are like a father to me.
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11-30-2010 02:27
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I won a trip to China now am stuck here waiting to win a trip back home
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11-30-2010 01:59 by kibobi
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I'm almost positive that Mariah Carey will give birth to a stuffed animal.
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11-30-2010 01:11
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found a short cut for this years Marathon
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11-30-2010 01:06
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