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figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.
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01-21-2011 21:53 by
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I am addicted to updating my Facebook status. The first step is admitting I have a problem, right??
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01-21-2011 21:41 by
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I walked into Kwik Trip to pay for the gas & get a soda. It said, "Brat Day $1.50" in big letters!! This explains so much of the kids' behavior!!
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01-21-2011 21:39 by
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Some people really have a knack for giving my middle finger an erection...
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01-21-2011 21:14 by
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Err -45 degrees! Does that read right!? Thought this was global warming! I see an ice age!
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01-21-2011 21:02
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Ugly strikes one out of every three people...
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01-21-2011 20:57
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making beans and homemade biscuits. . . Bet my dogs try to sleep in a different room tonight. . .
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01-21-2011 19:08
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Follow what you Love, Learn what you Live, and eventually you will Live what you Love...
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01-21-2011 18:46 by
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I like the word "Replacement". It's more fun 'n much better than dealing with BS! Just sayin'
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01-21-2011 18:29
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just had an Epiphany...or whatever her name was....
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01-21-2011 17:56
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Dont you hate it when you open a bag of chips and its half full?! Yeah, that's how us guys feel about push-up bras!!
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01-21-2011 17:49 by
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I was trying to bribe the dog on my way home. But he just stared at me then lie upside down, wiggles his tail and leave. I guess, language barrier is the reason...
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01-21-2011 17:42
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More people die of car accidents with a Deer than getting killed by terrorists. Maybe we should have them put on the al qaeda watch list.
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01-21-2011 16:52 by
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A hard man is good to find....
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01-21-2011 16:19 by
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You can't walk in here with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches
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01-21-2011 15:54
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in the shower this morning, I noticed that one of my nipples was a different color than the other two....is that normal?
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01-21-2011 15:38
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Today's lunch: Redman and Dr. Pepper..slimy yet satisfying.
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01-21-2011 15:23 by
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Patience is not a virtue, its a waste of time.
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01-21-2011 15:20
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A little advie: Never EVER buy sushi from the home shopping network.
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01-21-2011 15:15 by
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Whats the differentce between A Jersey girl and a piece of trash? People pick up trash.
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01-21-2011 14:57 by
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