trump Funny Status Messages

   I bet if Trump did get elected, he'd be able to comb over some of the financial problems we face.

   Donald Trump go home you're drunk.

   I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he's fired ! !

   Donald Trump is running for president. Are we on Candid Camera?

   LITTLE KNOWN FACT: If you stamp on Trump's foot,, his hair pops straight up like a trash can lid.

   Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven.

   I am the Donald Trump of poor people.

   The tattoo of Donald Trump's face on my anus is symbolic because he too is full of shi t, but my a$$hole has a better hairstyle

   Bill Gates made his name in software. Richard Branson made his name in air travel and media. Donald Trump made his in property. I made my name in Campbell's alphabet soup.

   I have more respect for the toilet paper I just wiped my ass with than I do for Donald Trump.

   Hey! Stop attacking Donald Trump. She is a nice chubby older Polish woman and she deserves some respect.

   I wish I loved anything as much as Donald Trump loves to be relevant.

   Um, no, Donald Trump, the world is laughing at YOU (and your raccoon-top).

   Let's leave Trump in the rear view mirror and get to work putting our country back in order.

   I hope that Donald Trump's toupee is spared from the wrath of Hurricane Sandy... Be safe, little ferret

   The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray.

   I say we start with UNDENIABLE proof that Donald Trump is not a reptilian overlord.

   If Donald Trump combs his hair back live on TV facing the camera, I'll send a check for $5 to any "Hair Club For Men" chapter of his choice....

   Earlier today Donald Trump crashed his yacht into my yacht... We laughed & laughed,,,, & then we smoked some money

   Trying to arrange an eating contest between Rosie, Oprah and Trump....wagering available in Vegas. Place your bets early