love Funny Status Messages

   Why is it always the ugly people who have to post pics of themselves every other day? You might love the camera but it’s obvious the camera does not love you back. So put the camera down and stop scaring little children with your pics.

   I'd love to give whoever designed the iPhone 5 a car that refills quickly at the pump but only goes 10 miles before needing another refill

   When I say I'm going to "woo" you, it's a reference to my love for John Woo films, so I'll be punching you & throwing doves in your face.

   I wish someone could love me as much as I love looking forward to my next meal.

   The worst feeling in the world is being in love with somebody that knows how to untie rope and run away while you're napping.

   I think it's funny how women that love expensive things give themselves away for next to nothing.

   I love bourbon and bourbon loves me. It's the most functional relationship I ever had in my life.

   I love earth, except the people on it.

   I wish I loved anything as much as some of you love to criticize & attack each other.

   My mom always told me alcohol was the enemy, the bible says Love your enemy. Case Closed

   Of course I'm into sports, I love surfing :-) ....surfing on the Internet, that is :P

   Sometimes when drunk I sleep in a ditch. Doesn’t make me love my bed any less. Actually makes me love it more. See? Cheating isn’t evil.

   If you love someone set them free; if she comes back it means she doesn't have confidence and turn her off again.

   Love me or hate me. Either way I'm on your mind and I'm flattered.

   Happy 4th of July my American friends. We got you a gift. His name is Justin Bieber. Keep him!! Love Canada.

   Your day sucked, huh? I'm sure Facebook would love to hear about it.

   Just saw a guy at the gym wipe his ass sweat with a towel then gives it to his friend, which wipes his whole face. I think that's true love.

   I’ve often wondered what an atheist would do if stuck behind a car that wasn’t moving at a green light and had a bumper sticker on it that said "Honk if you love Jesus."

   I think you should fall in love with a terrible person and complain about it on the Internet for years.

   I love that part of relationships when people don't know they hate each other yet.