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I'm not ignoring you, I'm denying your existence.
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01-28-2011 23:42
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Thinks that if someone says plz because it's shorter than please, you should say no because it's shorter than yes.
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01-28-2011 23:40 by
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S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
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01-28-2011 23:32 by
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Who cares if taco bell isn't using all beef, whatever it is it taste good and it's playing the part!
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01-28-2011 23:24
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One thing I miss about childhood is being able to throw a snowball at someone's head without the authorities getting involved.
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01-28-2011 23:21
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How is it my cat is only one foot tall but his azz is always at eye level?
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01-28-2011 23:10 by
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Note to Taco Bell: If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck,Glue some hooves on it and call it beef....
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01-28-2011 22:51 by
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apparently my wife didnt think "Who lit the fuse on your tampon?" was half as funny as my friends did
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01-28-2011 22:46
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Charlie Sheen appears to be the real life Glen Quagmire. Giggity!
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01-28-2011 22:15 by
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has 32 friends online right now on a Friday night....Your all a bunch of losers...I am proud to be one of you.......!
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01-28-2011 22:09
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Sometimes I cook with wine, and sometimes I even add it to the food
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01-28-2011 22:01
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I talk to myself because my teenager wont talk to me
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01-28-2011 22:01
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your acceptance of what is about to happen isn't required, but I have this axe and I already dug a hole, so.....
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01-28-2011 21:59
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Your status leaves a bad taste on my eyes...
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01-28-2011 21:55 by
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in other countries they riot against brutal dictators, in America we riot when our sports team wins a championship
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01-28-2011 21:34 by
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90% awesome (i know its not 100% but I have more awesomeness than Taco Bell has beef)
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01-28-2011 20:20 by
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I wonder how the people in Cairo, Egypt would act if they ever won a championship of some sort...
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01-28-2011 20:06
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The other 65% of Taco Bell meat is gorilla.
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01-28-2011 19:49 by
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Slept with a coworker. She didn't want it to get "weird" at work. Well neither did I, so I fired her.
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01-28-2011 19:34
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Let's drink tequila till you don't remember what I suggest next..
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01-28-2011 19:12 by
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