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If you really need to set aside one day a year to show your "love" then obviously that person doesn't mean much to you
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02-13-2011 17:45
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a valentines day nonbeliever!!!
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02-13-2011 17:43 by
Chicka who thinks vday is pointless
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I get fewer Valentines than Christmas cards. ....I got one Christmas card
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02-13-2011 17:28 by
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Love is in the air..... Good thing I have my gas mask on xD
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02-13-2011 17:14 by
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Just think, the one for you is walking the earth right now! Probably in a Wall-Mart somewhere!
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02-13-2011 17:13 by
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was stopped outside BOOTS chemist by a woman with a clipboard who asked "Can I ask you what products you use for grooming" you should have seen the look on her face when I replied "Sure... Haribo Sweets, Internet Chatrooms and a Small Puppy"
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02-13-2011 17:02
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Just moved the dog's bed to vacuum underneath and found a stack of pics of people's legs.
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02-13-2011 16:11 by
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Just think, the one for you is walking the earth right now! Probably in a zoo somewhere
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02-13-2011 16:10
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Tell your friends that the F5 key puts photos back the way they were on facebook:)
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02-13-2011 15:19
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V-day trick: Put a "I belong to (your name)" keychain in a ring box from Kay's and give it to your girlfriend. She will love it!
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02-13-2011 13:38
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127 Hours would have been better if immediately after he cut off his arm the rock shifted and landed on his foot.
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02-13-2011 13:02 by
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127 Hours would have been better if immediately after he cut off his arm the rock shifted and landed on his foot.
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02-13-2011 12:22 by
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I really am glad those Egypt people got they freedom....But let a Mo Fo hit me with a rock and wez gonna have some problems....
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02-13-2011 12:21 by
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When you find someone who finally understands you, the world will go away.
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02-13-2011 12:12 by
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do not go to Jareds...he's creepy. He had no diamonds....just a huge pair of jeans that smelled like sandwiches and folds and folds of SKIN!
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02-13-2011 10:22 by
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single for Valentine's again this year. I think my skin is the wrong color...women seem to like diamond skin now a days.
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02-13-2011 10:14
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did not go to Jared. But did put my entire tax refund in my savings account again.
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02-13-2011 09:59
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with in a minute, ____________ will be the first person to "like" this post because he is always on line and always is the first one.
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02-13-2011 09:49
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Sad truth: He goes to Jared, she goes to a pawn shop in about 7 years.
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02-13-2011 09:29
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Just in case you are wondering....I did not go to Jared.
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02-13-2011 09:21
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