love Funny Status Messages

   I'd tell you to kiss my @ss but you'd probably fall in love with it and stalk me.

   It's always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones. I'm always like, "I love you," and they're like, "Thank you for choosing Pizza Hut."

   Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.

   If you have to fight someone’s love then you’ve already lost that battle.

   Just once I'd love to attend a funeral where people are being honest and keeping it real about the deceased asking questions like, "Who here is going to pay me the money he owed me?"

   If you love her, then always tell her about how you truly feel about her. For example, "I like you and would love to see my d*ck in your mouth"

   Women love when you do "the little things." I don't know what they are, but they love that sh*t

   "I love Justin bieber" well I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget do you.

   I love when I post a status and someone copy's and pastes its and I get 4 thousand likes and they get two.

   I don't ever want to feel, like I did that day. Take me to the place I love. Take me all the way.

   We all crave to find someone to crawl into the darkest parts of our soul And still ache to make love to our demons

   When did love ever adopt a religion? When did hearts think and not feel? We made of them a path of pain, when they should be a way to heal.

   Love is like a Hot Pocket: If you rush into it, you’re bound to get burned.

   You can't be wise and in love at the same time.

   Love is being someone's favorite confusion.

   Dating: I love your taste in music! Married: I got you headphones for your birthday.

   Marriage: because if you love them why not get the law involved

   You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

   The police showed up and used technical terms like "Stalker" and "PPO" when I thought I was leaving a "Love Note"

   If you love someone, let them go, if it's me, I'm never coming back.