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   messageicon So now since Mr. Laden is no longer with us does this mean gas prices are going down ?
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:48 by 2funny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now if only they could find Waldo....
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:48 by Dysphoria Comments (0)  


   messageicon Amazing in the same week he finds his birth certificate and bin Laden
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does this mean diaper prices are going down...?
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Obama is mad he had to put that suit back on!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe I'm eagerly waiting to hear Obama speak and tell me something other than his resignation.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:37 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Ashton Kutcher pops up right now and says "You just got Punk'd"... Ima be so pissed!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon think it "Has Bin" a Blast!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:32 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoping the death of Osama Bin Laden means I cen get on a plane without getting fondled by a TSA agent.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hide and seek undefeated Champion, Osama Bin Laden 2001-2011!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder how Kate and the Prince are doing right now, since the news has been taken off of them for a dead guy.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama = Winning
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember Hitler in the movie Little Nicky?.... I figure right about now Osama Bin Laden is getting his first pineapple.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:21 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon and now.. to Ollie Williams in the Black-u-breaking news room.. Ollie? OSAMA DEAD!!!!!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon justin bieber is still alive :(
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:15 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry nobody seems to want to tell all the spanish people out there so allow me "Osama está muerto."
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon S/O to the death of Bin Laden!!! Word has it, he was at Bush house eating dinner & choked on a chicken wing!!!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:13 by 2funny Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:12 by vybe Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hey Osama I hope you like guy's because I have 72 for you
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:11 Comments (0)  




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