Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Just think, had we went into the Government Shutdown, Bin Laden would still be playing his game of hide and seek...

   Ok, so let me get this straight. So after a delicate and dangerous spec ops mission, the first priority for the US is to fly bin ladens body 1000 miles to the nearest water source to give him a customary burial at sea? Oh, ok.

   So word is Osama is on his way to Hawaii to get a death certificate made, since that state is now known for making the best authentic looking fictitious certificates.

   Aw Jeez, I just realized Osama could feasibly end up in a can of tuna fish.

   Osama's last words, "Who is there?"

   OSAMA may you rot in hell and have to listen to entire justin beiber discography over and over again for all eternity

   Osama Bin Laden just found out that his 70 virgins are gay men...too late! Up yours, Osama!!!

   Instead of labeling OBL with the titles he would want and relish in, such as "Al Qaeda founder", "Terrorist Leader" or "9/11 Mastermind", we should just label him as Hide & Seek Champion 2001-2011. You're next Waldo.

   the war on terror will never be won... because they hate us more than they love their children.

   OK England, we will see your wedding and raise you a funeral.

   I bet george bush woke up with a hard on for the first time in 35 years

   They say "Osama Bin Laden is dead" ... I say "Fraps it or it never happened"

   I bet Osama Bin Ladin is looking up from the pits of hell and spewin' he used his real address on his Playstation Account!!

   So with all that news last week about the iPhone 4 tracking all kinds of stuff, makes me wonder....did Bin Laden have an iPhone 4?

   less then 24 hours after Osama was killed , the US took custody of the body and dropped it in the sea? B.S. , he isn't dead... 1 word ... "RE- ELECTION"

   Dear Osama bin Laden... WINNING! .. Yours truly, Charlie Sheen..

   Bin Laden-R.I.P. REST IN PISS!

   So now that Osama came out and saw his shadow and got killed does that mean we still have 2 more years of Obama?

   that was one of the longest games of hide-and-go-seek ever.

   "You can add 'Find & kill Osama' to the list of things that happened since Cubs last won World Series."