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   Tell them Osama's dead without proof of a body & they celebrate. Tell them Jesus died & rose without proof of a body & they speculate.

   It seems in the eyes of his critics, Obama can do no good. He could find the cure for cancer but that would still not be good enough. Obama is the president of United States today and tomorrow, deal with it or migrate.

   Damn!! Its worrying! Even Osama bin laden is not safe in Pakistan!

   Micheal C Hall just got done filming his 6 season of Dexter in Pakistan.coincidence?

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   The EPA has released that they are going to fine the United States Navy for dumping a piece of shot into the ocean

   what??!! hey buried Osama in the sea? Now will he get 72 virgin mermaids !!

   COMING SOON... OSAMA ON PARADE, sources say he will be dragged behind a series of army hummers, police cruisers and firetrucks,he will be taken to ground zero and they will charge 20 dollars to piss on his body, thus clearing our national debt!!

   Osama committed a classic hollywood horror movie blunder...he answered the door and asked 'who's there'......US NAVY SEALS THATS WHO, MOTHERF**KER!!!! (BANG, BANG)!

   I thought we were trying to clean up the planet? So why'd the Navy pollute it with the rubbish they picked up in Pakistan today?

   COMING SOON to an interstate near you, OSAMA ON PARADE, sources say he will be dragged behind a series of army hummers, police cruisers and firetrucks,he will be taken to ground zero and they will charge 20 dollars to piss on his body, thus clearing our n

   Reports from Afghanistan say that the Marine Special Forces have been seen wearing t-shirts that read:It`s God`s job to forgive Bin Laden. It was our job to arrange the meeting! ~United States Marine Corps~

   Breaking News: U.S. Terror Alert Level is now raised to “Confetti”

   One life to live cancelled and Osama finally comes out of his cave. Coincidence?

   Bin Laden may have been great at Hide-&-Seek but he sucked at Marco Polo. Navy Seal "Marco"..Bin Laden "Polo"...Navy Seal 'Bang..Bang'

   so as I rest my weary eyes... while freedom rings our flag still flies. you give your all, do what you must... with God we live and God we trust.. Amen

   Dear Moammar Gaddafi, Let Bin Laden be a message to you. If you do not stop, the United States will get you.......in 10 years...

   Now I lay me down to sleep... one less terrorist this world does keep... with all my heart I give my thanks... to those in uniform regardless of ranks... you serve our country and serve it well... with humble hearts your stories tell... so as I rest my we

   Like a good neighbor state farm is there... With Osama bin laden.... Bam headshot. Thats how we found him

   When will FOX realize that they are the only squares who spell it "Usama"..