Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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RT @ebertchicago Friends don't let jackasses drink and drive
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06-20-2011 16:12
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Marilyn Manson had a Sex-Change Operation and people now call him Lady GaGa
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06-20-2011 16:04 by Vivek
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a little upset that someone from Jackass went and died off camera.
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06-20-2011 15:52
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Jimi Hendrix God of Guitar \m/
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06-20-2011 14:55 by jim
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You guys do realize you are all mourning someone famous for shoving hot wheels up their ass right?.. OK just checking.
morning radio shows exist to read the internet to old folks.
Perfect example of living life to the fullest kids...... RIP Ryan Dunn, jackass.
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06-20-2011 12:18 by Bill
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RIP Ryan Dunn. I'd like to think you entered the afterlife being slingshot in a wheelbarrow.
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06-20-2011 12:17 by sully
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Dear Children, When you look in your closet, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.
The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that you'll restart later, so it goes away, then it pops up again in two minutes and says "Ok, it's later!"
Well... this work isn't going to stare at itself...
You'd be surprised at all of the "that's what she said" jokes you can make if you watch 5 minutes of a little kids show.
If you ever think your invention idea is stupid and won't make money, simply remember how many people bought a Snuggie.
R.I.P Ryan Dunn you will forever be remembered, as the guy who stuck a hot wheels up his ass on jackass
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06-20-2011 11:39
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Just reminding everyone that it's Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.
wondering if its ok to change the name of the event "naming ceremony" of a child to a "Product Launch"
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06-20-2011 10:37
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The moment you say you are too good for someone is the moment they know the reverse is actually true.
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06-20-2011 10:33
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I was just looking through my spam email when I saw this advert. "Pen1s Enlargement - 80% off". That doesn't sound like an enlargement to me!
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06-20-2011 10:09 by @clarkysj
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I say "Monday" like "Jerry Seinfeld says "Newman!"
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06-20-2011 10:05 by Mike M
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Ladies, always keep a V-8 in your car in case you're pulled over so you can pour it over your crotch & say "I need a tampon please let me go."