trump Funny Status Messages

   You can tell kids you're friends with Donald Trump, they don't know.

   If Trump becomes President ..... There will be Hell Toupee

   A poll finds Donald J. Trump is less likable as the often criticized Canadian rock band Nickelback and even less favourable than a root canal.

   Donald Trump is the match and the GOP is the oil, let's burn this party down!!!

   Stephen King has been murder slaying Trump on Twitter since the "rabid coyote" descended the Trump Tower escalator in June.

   When it comes to towel-heads, I am with Donald Trump. These barbarians should not be allowed in a civilized society. They just stabbed people in Germany today.

   It's time for America to stop coddling idiots and ignorant people. Trump for President is the logical conclusion of the cuts in education that Republicans have been pushing for decades.

   sure Trump may not be the best looking President, but we will have the hottest first lady ever

   Bernie vs Trump way better than Hillary vs Trump. Help people see that without insulting them tho lol

   Happy May the 5th is what we will be saying once Trump is elected

   If you take Trump seriously, I assumed you weren't hugged enough as a child. Probably not getting enough sex as an adult either.

   *This summer at the GOP convention,, Scooby and the gang suddenly rush the stage. They wrestle Trump to the ground, struggling to remove his face.

   If Trump wins the election it'll be the first time in history that a billionaire moved into public housing vacated by a black family.

   I feel like Donald Trump had his wisdom teeth taken out, but the anesthesia never wore off.

   Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else at the Trump rally.

   A Perfect High School Prom Theme For 2016: An Enchanted Night at a Trump Rally.

   My goal in 2016 is to show my fellow Trump supporters who aren't single how awesome being single is.

   I think Donald Trump is Sacha Baron Cohen's best character so far.

   Trump is totally that Chucky doll all grown up and running for President. Here's Chucky, Here's Trumpy!!!

   I am who I am. I'm weird, I'm lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random and stupid stuff like fellow Trump supporters do. But, I like it that way.