friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   pole dancin on a numba 2 pencil... IT'S FRIDAY!!!

   dancing on a table. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, BABY!!!!

   discovered last weekend that if you play a Nickelback album backwards, you hear satanic messages. What's even worse is, if you play it forward, you hear Nickelback.

   Oops they got my order wrong again. I ordered an extra large weekend,hold the Monday. I'll wait in bed until they get it right!

   I signed into Facebook so I could find out where all my friends will be this weekend. I now have a list of places to avoid. Strategery, folks.

   In a Relationship w/ Friday. "I'm really happy to see you again, you know how much I love you and miss you. Although we only see each other once a week, you never fail to make me happy. What I really like the most about you is that UNLIKE GIRLS, you don't

   put your hands in da air and wave 'em like you just don't care 'cause it's Friday!

   I don't care if Monday's blue... Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too... Thursday I don't care about you... It's Friday, and I don't have any real plans for this evening...

   I once gave up fishing. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life.

   super excited we got away from your parents this weekend...now if we could only lose your husband/wife....

   The Revolutionary War went on for like 8 years, yet we settle for a 3 day weekend? The founders would be so disappointed.

   To those who do not believe that war is the answer... Please enjoy your "Independence Day". Heck enjoy the whole weekend.

   eating carrots and watching porn. Something *seriously* went wrong with my weekend

   Dear Friday: You have been gone all week, no visit, no call, no nothing. For some reason your absense doesn't bother me, I am glad to see you again...so is my liver, Cheers!

   Went camping this weekend adn learned taht the longest journey begins with not looking at a map.

   My plans for this weekend are so top secret even I don't know what they are.

   Shrek beat Sex and The City at the box office this past weekend. It was quite a showdown between two very unique movies. One is about a hideous creature and all of it's friends, and the other one is Shrek.

   Relly hopes the weekend comes as quick as some of her exes

   bye bye weekend! it was fun being with you! cant wait to see you next week!

   ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar *´¨`*:.☆ HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!