trump Funny Status Messages

   Sweet!!! I just found a Trump University degree inside a box of Cracker Jack.

   I picture Trump as president constantly logging into the White House twitter account and retweeting all the tweets from his account.

   If the first thing Trump says after he wins the election isn't " You're Fired!" I will be highly disappointed

   Hillary told Donald Trump to delete his Twitter account. Funny, she wants him to treat it like her govt emails

   Ivanka Trump is writing a new book called "Women Who Work: Rewriting The Rules Of Success." Rule number 1 is having a wealthy, powerful father.

   Let's face it folks. Time for a real "CHANGE" Voting for trump is a no brainer. Don't you think he'll have the right people in place as President. Like Earl Pitts says, "WAKE UP AMERICA"

   Those people that preach Peace and Tolerance to others hate Donald Trump so much that they take time out of their busy day to go and beat up his supporters.

   I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits, that's why I am voting for Trump.

   Always look both ways before crossing a Trump supporter.

   On the next Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump picks his White House Cabinet.

   Dear Trump supporters, I don't know what century you guys live in, but all my clocks change themselves.

   I hear they're coming out with a new "Blame me, I voted Trump or Clinton" sticker.

   I wish I was British so I could say cool stuff like "brilliant" and "crikey" and "I don't have worry about Trump leading my country"

   Donald Trump willing to appear on national TV with that hair must possess extraordinary courage.

   If you just came out of a one year coma, and everyone was telling you that Trump was the GOP nominee for President, you would be convinced you were on some kind of hidden camera prank show.

   I am sure hope this John Miller guy whoever he is, former spokesman to Donald Trump, becomes the Vice President nominee on the Republican ticket this year.

   Trump constantly flip flops on his positions, no one wants to see him wearing flip flops.

   John Miller is Donald Trump's fake spokesman, of was it Donald Trump who was John Miller's spokesman?? All we know is both of them sure sounded like Donald Trump.

   Donald Trump had a fake spokesman 25 years ago, perhaps he'll have a fake cabinet after being elected President.

   Breaking: Trump announces his VP pick will be former publicist John Miller.