trump Funny Status Messages

   Just wondering if Trump's "Make America Great Again" caps will be even more patriotic this Fourth of July.

   Hillary Clinton has been on more private jets than Donald Trump ..... and hasn't paid for a single one of them ...

   Trump will predict your weight. But if he gets it wrong you win a stuffed animal. No, one of the small ones the big ones are for show.

   The way things are going, the only corporate sponsor of the Republican convention will be Trump Steaks.

   America and Britain are having a competition on who can f*ck themselves up the most. Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump card.

   If the White House really wants to close Guantanamo Bay, why not just appoint Donald Trump its new CEO?

   Donald Trump "has accepted a relationship with Christ". No word yet on if he plans on leaving him for a younger, prettier messiah.

   The United Kingdom just asked Donald Trump's father for a small loan.

   Eric Cartman was Donald Trump before Donald Trump became Donald Trump.

   Sarah Palin still a Trump loyalist?

   Nothing says America needs a third viable political party like having Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton as presidential candidates for the Republican and Democratic Parties respectively.

   "Scots love me and I love those haggis smelling weirdos who wear those little girlie skirts!" -Trump, eventually, during his Scotland trip.

   All I am saying is if Donald Trump was really a friend of the Gay people, one of them would have fixed his wig and makeup by now.

   Donald Trump's spokesperson, Katrina Pierson, is now comparing him to Walt Disney and Henry Ford. Two of the most famous Nazi sympathizers.

   Donald Trump has great respect for women in general, according to his new publicist Mrs. Doubtfire.

   Just say Donald Trump's 2015 tax return. He made $38,000 in salary and extra $2 billion in pre-taxed "tips".

   "Trump University is my first choice and University of Phoenix is my safety school." --A scholastically challenged person in 2007

   BREAKING: Donald Trump fires Corey Lewandowski as campaign manager, plans on replacing him with Gary Busey.

   If you're happy and you know it, please keep your mouth shut as no one wants to hear from a Trump supporter.

   Trump University's Most Popular Majors: 1) Lying. 2) Cheating. 3) Stealing.