My coworker read some fake Facebook thing saying vitamin C is the cure for the virus. He’s been drinking 3 large glasses of milk per day for the last 9 days. I haven’t had the heart to tell him orange juice is the one with vitamin C
Hate to be the one to point out that if you're going around to your friends houses to take "Socially Distancing" pictures and videos with you're missing the point.
Been on a new diet that seems to be working for me called "I better not eat too much as I'm trying to conserve what little toilet paper I have the hoards didn't get" diet.
Corvidiot: Pronounced - Cor-v-idiot. Meaning - Someone who is a coronavirus incredibly stupid. Exceple 1 - Dude! Are you really go out to get coffee with friends? Exemple 1 - Look at the dude with 300 rolls of of toilet paper in his shopping!