Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Ding Dong Kim Jong is Dead

   "Is Kim Jong IL ? "No He's DEAD !!!

   A sure way to be disappointed is to trust easily without verifying.

   Okay future girlfriend, you can stop playing hide and seek now.

   I googled "what women want" and my computer crashed......

   So apparently when you get pulled over around Christmas and the cop asks "Do you know why I pulled you over sir" The incorrect answer is "You know how important of a person I am and you figured this would be the only chance you would get to wish me a Merr

   Obama was right about North Korean, no need to go to war to remove Dictator Kim Jong .

   I googled "what women want" and my screen froze, then my computer started to smoke and caught on fire then exploded.

   RIP Kim Jong Il...and by RIP, I mean Rot in Perdition. May Satan put you in charge of North Hell

   wondering what Hugo Chavez is thinking right about now.

   I throw lemons at life and say learn how to live.

   I'm convinced that everything bad that happens to me is because it's what the universe did for a Klondike bar... Well played universe!

   Those starving without shelter in Africa would be glad to know Americans make houses out of delicious food during Christmas time.

   it's been a terrible year for my fantasy dictator league

   Who is Kim jong ......Wasnt that an 80s song?.......Everybody kim jong tonight........

   Kim Jong died? I didn't even know he was IL

   Feeling poor and full of cookies. You can tell it's Christmas.

   From the way you did your make up, I can tell how much you miss kindergarten coloring books.

   If Eve doomed the entire human race for an apple, I wonder what she would do for a Klondike bar?

   A toast Gentlemen, To girlfriends and wives. May they never meet