friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Actually found a way to enjoy Black Friday...baked beans with onions.

   usually enjoys Black Friday shopping after he's eaten a heapin' helping of baked beans and broccoli.

   I don't understand some people. It's Black Friday. I just passed a black family at Costco. I shook the father's hand and wished them all a Happy Holiday. The father asked me what's wrong with me.

   remembers the days when 'Black Friday' was referred to as 'Colored Friday'

   Figured It Out Black Friday is Like Child birth,U know Its gonna Be a LONG process,Ur Even excited about it the night B4 It Happens BUT as soon as it starts It Hurts Like Hell,U Wanna Kill Every1,pray that it ends soon & promises to never 2 do it again

   Black Friday is America's version of Running with the Bulls!

   Where were all the Kwanzaa ads for Black Friday?

   Black Friday? That's ones of those Ice Cube movies right?

   now that you spent all your money on Black Friday Now what?

   Anyone that asks me to go shopping on Black Friday will be slapped.

   Camping out for black friday is a fun way to prepare for your impending homelessness.

   thinks it's discriminating that there's a Black Friday but not a White Friday!

   Today is my Friday, but yesterday was not my Thursday, because that's Thanksgiving and we all know Thanksgiving is in two more days, and tomorrow is not my Saturday, it's just Wednesday. Yesterday was Monday, not just in my world, but everywhere. Don't kn

   3 Pints of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, a wrench, and handcuffs made out of Twizzlers. I'm ready for bootycall Friday night to begin!

   A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.

   I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

   its ALOHA Friday no work till monday !!!

   The worst thing about calling in sick today is not being able to post last night's rage fest pictures until this weekend.

   the 1 item on my Black Friday shopping list this year is a mistletoe belt buckle for myself.

   jumping as high as possible so he can take a sneak peek of Friday's preview.