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Best thing to hear at work "yall just wait here for a while"
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01-19-2012 14:37
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I think all the presidential candidates should be required to appear on who's smarter than a 5th grader ! Then we'll decide !!!
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01-19-2012 14:33
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I've been absolutely furious for no reason lately. Maybe I'll feel better if I find a good psychiatrist and beat him to death.
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01-19-2012 13:37 by
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Speaking of 5 Guys...You want a burger with those fries?
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01-19-2012 12:55 by
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My gf says she's got crabs ..so I went out and bought her a pair of fish net stockings
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01-19-2012 12:38
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I'll probably be a pretty successful ghost someday since I already refuse to leave the house.
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01-19-2012 12:06 by
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GAGA: So famous, even babies know her name .
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01-19-2012 11:40 by
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Anything worth doing at all, is worth doing right.
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01-19-2012 11:09
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1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat. 2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat. 3. Lower standards and repeat
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01-19-2012 10:44 by
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A girl just flirted with me at a coffee shop. Told her to call me when she's 18 (pounds heavier; I like 'em thick)
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01-19-2012 10:42 by
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False praise helps no one. That's why I tell children exactly how terrible their drawings are. It's called Managing Expectations.
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01-19-2012 10:41 by
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Gonna hit the showers. You can do whatever you want with that information.
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01-19-2012 10:39 by
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I don't got much to do today, I suppose I should do something productive. I'll probably go on ahead and pre-cook this 13lbs of bacon in my fridge. You know... In case of emergency
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01-19-2012 10:39 by
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My girlfriend has been looking for a tampon that fits her properly for years. She's finally given up and thrown in the towel
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01-19-2012 09:32 by
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An Itailan officer doing a u-turn and running !!!......who would have thought ?!!!
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01-19-2012 08:10
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My neighbor is sleeping off his hangover on my front lawn again. I think he needs another drink.
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01-19-2012 07:50 by
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Going where the cool people are... Outside!!
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01-19-2012 07:23
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Fact: the domestic Cat remains the only species that's trained humans to clean up poop in exchange for conditional love.
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01-19-2012 07:13 by
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Why isn't "talk like Samuel L. Jackson day" a thing yet?
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01-19-2012 07:10 by
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Sign my online petition to stop online petitions.
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01-19-2012 07:09 by
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