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X "Mommy! There's a monster under my bed!" "That's silly. There's no mOH GOD! IT'S TEARING MY ARM! Kidding. He only eats kids. Goodnight."
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←Rate | 01-18-2012 06:13 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved

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Sunday January 29, 2012 @ 09:38 PM

This is the way it was originally wrote, and it was not submitted on this site before d!ckhead!

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