Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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An agnostic is just an atheist who is hedging his bets.
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05-11-2020 14:55
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Look on the bright side parents, at least now you have an excuse not to take the kids to Chuck E Cheese.
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05-11-2020 13:33
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I cannot believe all of these people are out! -Me when I’m out
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05-11-2020 13:31
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Mother's Day is over, back to making sandwiches.
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05-11-2020 13:29
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It's hard to stay in your lane when your life is an endless multi-lane highway.
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05-11-2020 13:27 by Fazzy
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If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you probably still are.
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05-11-2020 13:03
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I did my IQ test online today and got scammed out of $50,000.
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05-11-2020 12:46
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I just put a bra on for the first time in a week and nearly dislocated my shoulder.
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05-11-2020 12:46
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“How was your day mom?” is teenager for I need something that costs money.
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05-11-2020 12:45
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Nobody drops pianos on people like they used to and that’s a shame.
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05-11-2020 12:44
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Forced homeschooling has taught me I had way too many kids.
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05-11-2020 12:43
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my left ovary feels sore. like it was working out. I guess I would say its ovary active.
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05-11-2020 12:42
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if the horse track doesn't open soon, I'm going to lose the only math I remember
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05-11-2020 12:41
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Happy Mothers Day, the day after
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05-11-2020 12:39
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Somewhere out there, is an English teacher waiting 4 school to reopen so that she can give students an essay topic how I spend my lockdown
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05-11-2020 07:05 by raman911
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And on the second day of the flood, Moses wrote : Captains Log ; Unicorn stew is the Best food ever !
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05-11-2020 03:32
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Think I've spent half the time I've been staying home due to the Coronavirus just scrolling looking for something to watch on Netflix.
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05-10-2020 23:04 by Moon
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Mandatory !!
All mask must be worn
with capes!
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05-10-2020 19:21
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Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after sum1 had blown on it..Good times
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05-10-2020 15:06 by raman911
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Breaking news .. Trump declares murder hornets to be a hoax ... fake news!
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05-10-2020 11:13
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