Markf Funny Status Messages

   So let me get this straight -- somewhere a huge NSA data center is storing untold terabytes of data with text like "lol my cat just did a funny" and "u looking good gf"

   Not sure what this might mean, but you can re-arrange the letters in Happy New Year to spell Wary Ye Happen.

   What happens if pasta touches antipasta?

   This just in: North Korea has sent a fax to threaten Seoul 'mercilessly without notice.' Bet Seoul is really scared -- back in 1982.

   I'm concerned that America will lose the next time we are invaded because this generation will be too busy staring at their phones to notice.

   I remember the first time a friend said he was going to introduce me to a "dog person." I was bummed at the way it turned out.

   remembering all those flashbacks from before

   wondering what Hugo Chavez is thinking right about now.

   not thinking too much today, therefore I might not be.

   thinks that without Analytical Geometry, life is pointless.

   wants to point out that it's not my fault that I never could learn to accept responsibility.

   confused. Oh wait, maybe not.

   thinks it is hilarious that the Wall St. protestors hate big corporations, wearing their GAP jeans, taking pictures with their Motorola camera phones, and drinking from Dasani water bottles.

   longing for the good old days when "Anarchists" were protesting for something other than more government.

   read that a new study indicates that 80% of children aged 0 to 5 are already exposed to some computer use. In response to show their concern, Apple Computer has announced the new iCrib to target the remaining 20%.

   wondering if a butterflies wish they could get a tattoo of a woman on their shoulder.

   thinks "going to the gym" should mean more than just walking there and then walking home.

   thinking that now the Government of Egypt has banned all internet traffic, do we just call it Gypt?

   wearing his ninja shirt today. It has ninjas all over it, but most people just think it's a blank shirt.

   somehow misplaced his copy of 'Organization for Dummies.'