Funny Status Messages

   My 10-top All-star Celebrities on Drugs list is Ruined!!! Anybody wanna trade Drew Barrymore??

   thinks animal testing is a terrible idea; what if they get all nervous and give the wrong answers?

   And now stepping into the on- deck cirle, Lindsay Lohan.

   don't put words in my mouth...my foot is already in there.

   hard to believe that whitney houston died... well maybe not

   Just heard the news Bobby Brown is still alive

   What's the over under on how many times the Bodyguard is on the next few weeks??

   Cant Stop Crying :( Maybe I should get away from these onions.

   kevin costner dropped the ball this time

   If you don't use 1:11, 2:22 or 3:33 when starting the microwave you have yet to unlock my level of laziness.

   Star Wars Episode 1: Phantom Menace is now in 3D. Really? The only thing worse than watching crap is having it flung towards your face.

   Celebrity drug dealers are having the worst fiscal year...They're gonna need a government bailout..

   Take it Kevin Costner's been fired then...

   gues she finally exhaled

   apparently there is a limit to how long you can wait to exhale ♥ rip whitney houston

   What does Whitney Houston and Madonna and me have in common ... All of us didn't sing at the Super Bowl this year .

   Do not forget kids "crack is cheap , crack is whack". Rip Whitney.

   Whitney Houston dead. Kevin Costner unavailable for comment.

   Men go through 3 stages in life: Drinking from boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs.

   My grandfather recently beat my grandmother to death... Not in a physical way... he just died first.