Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Here’s a little song I wrote about being old in the summer it’s called “Sunburn on My Bald Spot” and a one and a two
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07-08-2020 12:03
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Privilege is having multiple national organizations promoting and protecting your race, all of which are subsidized by federal tax dollars.
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07-08-2020 10:48
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Someone told me to check my White Privilege. I looked and said "Yep. Got it right here."
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07-07-2020 23:08
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Oh come on this is ridiculous! It’s July 8th and people are still setting fireworks off. One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.
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07-07-2020 22:01 by DJJackson
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Breaking News Adam Schiff has proof that one of Donald Trumps kids is the missing Lindbergh baby
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07-07-2020 20:07 by Lonnie
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After such a high demand for COVID-19 face masks, I have recently started making them. Does anyone know how much chloroform I need to use?
If I die at the begining of the month after paying my rent, they better sit me on the couch till the 30th!!
41 shot in NYC this weekend, 77 in Chicago, 24 in Atlanta. But it's ok... no need for the media to report it. There were no police officers involved.
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07-07-2020 14:19 by Fazzy
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I'm trying to figure out why you're mad at me for not wearing a mask. Does the one you're wearing not work?
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07-07-2020 07:38 by Fazzy
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If you want to know how much someone's opinion is worth, try paying your bills with them.
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07-07-2020 07:35 by Fazzy
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Privilege is being given extra consideration based on what box you check for race on your college application.
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07-07-2020 07:17
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I feel like I'm watching a tv show called "Lockdown Got Talent" because this lockdown has people thinking they're gym instructors, chefs, dancers, etc...
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07-06-2020 19:32 by Gabe
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Sometimes I lay on my kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb
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07-06-2020 18:35 by fadolo
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My white privilege was me working 2 jobs to put myself thru the cheapest public university I could attend...
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07-06-2020 17:38
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Hope Charlie Daniels wins
that fiddle of gold. 🎻 R.I.P.
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07-06-2020 15:09
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CNN just asked Joe Biden when he was going to pick a running mate, He told them he thought he already had.
Municipal Government: Try to stay home Provincial Government: Try to stay home Federal Government: Try to stay home My boss: See you tomorrow
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07-06-2020 12:40
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My wife agreed to roleplay as Catwoman but won’t let me say pow and bam with each thrust.
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07-06-2020 12:38
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The worst part about working from home is when your coworkers clog the toilet
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07-06-2020 12:38
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Fun fact: you don’t need to be naked to thumb wrestle. Or oiled up
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07-06-2020 12:37
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