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   messageicon My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch....
←Rate | 12-17-2020 08:39 by MM740 Comments (1)  


   messageicon You can tell a lot about a person by the music on their iPod.
←Rate | 12-30-2019 18:02 by MM740 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks a lot Martin Luther my new LED toenail clippers won't be delivered tomorrow...
←Rate | 01-19-2020 11:00 by MM740 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So studies now show pot isn't as good for you as people thought. You can drop dead from smoking a Joint. Hell of a way to meet Bob Marley.
←Rate | 01-21-2020 12:24 by MM740 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When covid Is over" Is starting to sound like "when the Dealls Cowboys win the Super Bowl.
←Rate | 01-29-2021 19:26 by MM740 Comments (0)  



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