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They don't seem to be tearing down MLK statues.
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07-20-2020 07:02
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If TuPac and Biggie were still alive Kanye would be folding T-Shirts at the Gap right about now.
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07-20-2020 06:59
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They said wearing a mask keeps you from touching your face… I need one for my d*ck.
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07-20-2020 03:03
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Joe Biden looks like he smells like pee.
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07-19-2020 20:48 by
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Not saying I have the biggest nose in the world but my mask is a D cup
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07-19-2020 12:53 by
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No, things are not getting worse. They are just getting more obvious.
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07-19-2020 11:30
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ur mom gay
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07-19-2020 09:08
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The difference between Andrew Cuomo and Osama Bin Laden is Cuomo kiIIed more New Yorkers.
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07-19-2020 08:50
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For some reason, I always thought Elijah Cummings and John Lewis were the same guy. ☻
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07-18-2020 18:07 by
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They need to change all of the street signs on my street. It seems that stop, yield and speed limits have no effect. They should change them to “safe Drivers save 40%
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07-18-2020 16:51 by
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2 + 2 = 46,783 -the CDC counting covid19 cases
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07-18-2020 08:56
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Here's a freebie Earthlings: treat Covid-19 as you would canine parvovirus.
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07-17-2020 22:52
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Why is that whenever the doorbell rings my dogs always think it is for them?
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07-17-2020 21:33
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Calm down! Walmart is just asking you to wear a mask and you can still wear your pajamas and leave your bras and teeth at home.
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07-17-2020 21:16
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So Wal-mart is making all customers wear masks now. Next thing you know, we'll have to wear pants too!
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07-17-2020 12:33
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I imagine a two year old having a temper tantrum as being the next statue erected honoring all those brave men and women who refuse to wear a mask.
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07-17-2020 12:01
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My dog gets up faster than I do when the microwave starts beeping.
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07-17-2020 11:16
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Just saw a fat dude lick pizza grease off his shirt so that's the last time I eat in front of a mirror.
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07-17-2020 09:41
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So this smoke detector is trying to tell me the battery is so dangerously low that it can only beep 4000 times?
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07-17-2020 09:24
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Joe B. always looks like he suffers from an intestinal parasite.
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