Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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My wife after pulling weeds… I want a goat
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07-27-2020 08:34
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I don’t have one junk drawer anymore. I’m 46, I have a junk life.
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07-27-2020 08:33
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ACED my prostate exam!
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07-27-2020 08:32
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If anyone actually believed the polls, there would be no rioting.
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07-27-2020 06:35
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Maybe we should all start calling 2020 are lucky number and see if things might change!
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07-27-2020 06:21 by moon
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Running with the Spanish bulls, Seattle WA and Portland OR, tonight, live on Pay per view
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07-27-2020 05:17
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I'm too smart to be happy.
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07-26-2020 15:26 by MigdaGwig
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You got your reparations. From our taxes paying for your food stamps, section 8 housing and free school lunches.
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07-26-2020 08:30
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A Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV walk into a bar... I’ve forgotten the rest!
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07-25-2020 13:41
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I don't really care which baseball teams stand for the National Anthem inasmuch as I wish they'd make the game a little less boring. The national pastime is past its time.
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07-25-2020 11:19 by MigdaGwig
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"Nice mask' Me firting in 2020
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07-24-2020 18:07
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Having a degree doesn't mean you're talented, it just means you're educated.
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07-24-2020 14:50 by Sher
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The Washington Redskins are temporarily changing their name to the "Washington Football Team", or in other words "WTF".
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07-24-2020 12:58
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The "Person. Women. Man. Camera. TV." test was more difficult than my law exams.
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07-24-2020 12:54
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Erica And Lilo Are Just Like Gnomio And Juliet>:<
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07-24-2020 09:16 by BabyLu
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Show me Karl Marx's grave and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
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07-24-2020 08:10
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All I attract is hoes, lord if I’m a pimp just say that
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07-24-2020 02:34 by Cm
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A lie doesn't become truth,
wrong doesn't become right,
and evil doesn't become good,
just because it's accepted
by a majority.
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07-23-2020 20:12
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The new name should be "The Team Formerly Known as The Redskins"
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07-23-2020 19:18 by TimS.
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I miss the 80's. (The temperatures, not the decade.)
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07-23-2020 16:29 by Fazzy
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