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Trump's smart, he doesn't pay taxes. Sniff. Russia, China and 400 pound people may be out to get us. Sniff.
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10-02-2016 16:26
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Hi, this is your president, Donald Trump. I'm interrupting this program because I think it's a stupid show. It's terrible ok? You're fat by the way.
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10-02-2016 04:45
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.... Hillary reminded me of my condescending Mother in-law and Trump reminded me of my Grumpy Uncle
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09-27-2016 12:00
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The Republicans and the Libertarians should merge their Presidential tickets. Then Trump could really talk about his Johnson!
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09-26-2016 17:18 by Saint
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Trump promises all Americans a free bag of Skittles when he's President.
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09-21-2016 05:06
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Donald Trump Jr should not make fun of Skittles and Syrian refugees -- his mother is an immigrant and his father is an orange Skittle.
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09-21-2016 04:54
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I certainly hope Donald Trump Jr chokes on a handful of Skittles.
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09-20-2016 20:32
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What if Donald Trump's entire immigration policy was just an elaborate ploy to divorce Melania?
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09-17-2016 16:22
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Interesting. Donald Trump Jr. said his dad releasing tax returns would lead to too many questions. Questions like, "Why have you never, ever paid taxes?"
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09-17-2016 16:12
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Donald Trump claims to only be 236 pounds. His pot belly, turkey neck and jowls plead the fifth.
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09-17-2016 16:11
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Trump reveals his medical records. They include Dr. Dre, Dr. Hook, and the Spin Doctors.
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09-17-2016 16:07
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants? Because E.T. eventually went home!

Mexico announces it's found 6 new oil deposits in Gulf of Mexico. Trump now wants to add a huge door to his wall.
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09-15-2016 02:24
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Trump's appearance on Dr. Oz will solely be for publicity and has nothing to do with real medical information. Same as all the other episodes.
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09-15-2016 02:23
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Dr. Oz pledges to avoid questions Trump doesn't want to answer. It's no big deal; it's not like he's a real journalist. Or a real Doctor.
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09-15-2016 02:22
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Donald Trump is starting a petition to stop the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He’s very serious about trying to make the USA grate again.

Trump Supporters in a basket? I guess that puts Hillary Supporters in the wood pile.
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09-12-2016 04:34
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Melania Trump homemaker tip: When sorting your laundry, don't forget to separate your deplorables from your coloreds.
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09-11-2016 04:59
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Trump promises to give generals 30 days to create a plan to defeat ISIS. He also wants them to create a perfume and shoot the ads or they'll be fired.
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09-09-2016 15:53
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Roger Ailes is offering to sleep with all Female Trump supporters to raise money for charity.
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09-09-2016 15:48
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