trump Funny Status Messages

   Pity Donald Trump never considered building a wall around his trousers.

   Really hoping Donald Trump wins the 2020 Olympic fencing competition.

   if Trump can't keep people from climbing his tower, how is he going to keep them from climbing his wall?

   Trump supporters criticizing Malia Obama for smoking pot like all of Trump's sons haven't done coke off a hooker's breasts in the last week.

   41% of Trump voters say Hillary is the devil. While the other 59% say she's just a demon in a pantsuit.

   I can't believe Carrot Tops career is so bad he has to climb Trump Tower with a bag full of props.....

   Make America great again lets climb the trump tower.....

   Donald Trump probably doesn't even wanna be president cause then he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood

   Trump and I do agree on one thing. We'd both like to b@ng his daughter.

   Trump is qualified because he runs successful businesses? Kim Kardashian is a reality star that runs successful businesses also.

   everytime a news organisation asks either Trump himself or one of his children on any network, they always start with...Well Hillary did this...! GIVE US YOUR POLICIES MR TRUMP instead of shifting the blame.

   Donald Trump's Economic Team: 1) His accountant. 2) Random billionaire. 3) Omarosa. 4) Wesley Snipes. 5) Bernie Madoff.

   After Trump Implodes: Twitter will become so boring, all we'll have is Kardashian/Swift feuds.

   Melania Trump denies breaking immigration laws, claims she was born in Chicago and graduated from Princeton.

   Trump or Clinton is about as appealing as a Doctor saying "Ointment or suppository?" to me.

   Trump or Hillary? Top socket or bottom socket?

   319 million people in the US and somehow after an exhaustive search we ended up with Trump and Hillary! So .... I guess if you want a leader that is full of corruption and deceit you know which one to vote for. Or vote for the other one.

   Trump Unfit? Obama entered office without any successful executive experience .... and after Eight Years in Office ..... Will leave .... in the same way .....

   Trump and Hillary are on the same plane. Plane crashes, who survives? America

   Obama just said Trump is unfit to be President. ..Well aint that the pot calling the kettle black...