trump Funny Status Messages

   Donald Trump accuses Hilary Clinton of taking performance enhancing drugs for their last debate. Some jokes just write themselves. lol

   Let's see ...... Trump or Hillary .... After plenty of thought ..... I'm still voting for Pedro ..... After all .... He promises that all of my wildest dreams will come true!!!

   Honk if you Love Trump. Drive into a Tree if you Love Hillary.

   A good way to revoke an endorsement of Donald Trump is to grab it and take it from him without his consent.

   "Vote for Donald Trump or face nuclear war" - RUSSIA

   Trump: Don't judge me on the man I was 10 years ago. But please judge Hillary on the man her husband was 20 years ago.

   It's pretty clear now, if it wasn't already, Trump is just a schill to ensure Hillary wins.... This is 'democracy' in action....

   ... So .... According to his newly available 2013 tax return .... Trump paid only $40,000,000 in Federal taxes in 2013 ... A stark contrast to the $0.00 that the fake Propagandist News Media forces you to believe he paid.

   Meanwhile the Kardashians are busy corrupting our young girls more than Trump and the Clintons put together. We need to take back some moral code in this country before it's too late...

   Donald Trump has no political experience. Meanwhile you need 5 years experience for an entry level management position at Chili's.

   Trump: I'm not the man I was for 60 years anymore. Reporter: when did you change? Trump: Thursday

   Trump should grab Hillary my the p***y and drag her off the stage...

   BREAKING NEWS : Bill Cosby withdraws support for Donald Trump

   Arnold Schwarzenegger To Donald Trump: You’re Fired. But wait, wasn't Arnold once accused of objectifying women some years ago?

   If I had a bowl of Tic Tacs and told you that Donald Trump used them so he was ready to kiss women without their permission would you vomit?

   ..... This is really weird .... For some strange reason ..... every time I pick up my Cat I end up thinking about Donald Trump.

   hope the next presidential debate starts with a handshake, instead of Trump grabbing Hillary by.........

   Did you know the women in Trump's family learned a long time ago how to protect their private parts when Trump is around them.

   Has anyone considered that Trump might be a Galaxy Note 7?

   The crappy thing is,,, there are people that will vote for Trump,,, but would punish their kids for just saying the word "Pu$$y".