trump Funny Status Messages

   People are being paid to protest Trump's election .... Heck .... He's not even President yet and he's already creating Jobs!!!!

   Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.

   I wonder how Donald Trump would feel if some entitled billionaire playboy grabbed one of his daughters by the P word.

   If I were gay Mike Pence would scare me more than Trump...

   first day of Trump Preisdency and already racism is spreading. Everyone is talking about how unreliable the Poles are.

   Show me your birth certificate Donald Trump.

   Cubs win the World Series, Trump wins the Pressidency..what's next? Me in a stable relationship?...I like those odds

   So walking dead was just a tutorial to survive the Trump presidency.

   Who needs help moving to Canada because Trump won, call me. . .

   I can't wait for Donald Trump to say to Obama "you're fired"

   In the event that trump wins tonight I'm offering marriage for Canadian citizenship. Opening bid to start st $50,000.

   Trump Winning? Looks like back to the kitchen Hilary, here's your spatula

   ☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Beer

   Clinton vs Trump. Whoever wins, We lose.

   Sticker given to Trump supporters at the polls: "I Voted" Sticker given to Hillary supporters at the polls: "I Rigged"

   well, who ya voting for, donald trump or isis' supreme leader?

   ☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Vodka

   I can't believe so many Americans from the Bible Belt plan to vote for Trump. If he gets to build his wall, he'll be keeping Jesus out of the country.

   Donald Trump looks like the nasty businessman in a Disney movie who loses out to a six year-old and his dog.

   Trump is the tornado. And Hillary is the trailer park.