Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I think we need someone to run next term who will campaign on getting rid of the electoral vote and let the people decide who is to be our president.

   FOUR MORE BEERS!!! FOUR MORE BEERS!!! oops I mean, FOUR MORE YEARS!!! FOUR MORE YEARS!!!

   Free Jay-z concert tickets were given out for Obama voters!!!

   on the flight back home dont let Romney sit by the window....he might really try to open it this time

   Apple Maps projects Obama to win Paraguay

   like they say in vegas.....always bet on black!!!!

   WELL DONE AMERICA!! THE WORLD CELEBRATES WITH YOU!!!

   Obama supporters will party all night, especially since most of them don't work...

   Whoooo!! Well Done Obama!!!!! ......... 2 soon? I think not!! :)

   David Beckham does some amazing football tricks.. I hear that he managed to hit Katherine Jenkins chin with two balls.

   A recent survey shows men lie more than women. How do we know they were telling the truth though?

   New drinking game! Have to drink every time Wolf Blitzer says "Votes"

   Obama is all about change. Unfortunately, it's my change and your change he'll take...

   I need 4 more beers...

   If Romney gets elected, I hope Kanye interrupt his speech and talks about how Obama should have won.

   Jesus said: "Heal the sick, feed the poor", and Romney said "What, for free?"

   Clint Eastwood hasn't voted yet, he's still trying get his ottoman to stop talking back to him.

   Every time someone votes for Romney/Ryan, an elderly, minority, lesbian veteran gets punched in the uterus. 

   New drinking game for election night coverage. You take a drink every time the say "Ohio" and "Too close to call"

   The only thing that scares me about this whole election is the Sunday drivers out on a Tuesday.