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   One time in 6th grade me and my friend got to an Easter egg hunt early and switched all the candy in the eggs with mustard and ketchup.

   Oh good YouPorn put up all their Easter themed porn.

   Already rolling my eyes in preparation for the 4/20 snap chats I get on Easter.

   BREAKING: Trump cancels annual Easter Egg Roll, claims he "doesn't care for Chinese food".

   I saw a bald eagle carry away a bunny rabbit today, and I was like, "well, at least somebody gets to be held."

   Coworkers, let me know if you'd like to join me for lunch at my desk eating discounted Easter chocolate.

   Wondering if there's any good Easter egg hunts to bring the kids to two days after Easter?

   And then the imaginary Easter Bunny said "put that obscene picture on Facebook. It's hilarious"... But the Easter Bunny was wrong. So very wrong. According to the HR department.

   He came hopping out of nowhere... I nearly spilled my beer, while I was driving along texting with the radio cranked up. Suddenly, I seen a flash of gray followed up with a "thump-thump!" Anyway Happy Easter! Sorry if you didn't get anything, my bad.

   I am wondering what type of Easter eggs they are eating this weekend at Trump rallies....

   In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I've decided to keep the dust bunnies as decorations.

   My goal for Easter weekend is to move just enough each day to make sure no one thinks I'm dead.

   As an Easter present, wrap grapes in color foil and send a basket of them to the IRS.

   Easter Pro Tip: Wrap up grapes in color foil and give them away as chocolate eggs to your family and friends.

   "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Oops, I'm now sitting at my work's disciplinary meeting dressed as the Easter Bunny.

   So looking forward to all the Easter weekend mattress sales.

   I'm excited this Easter to eat like the 1% and drink like the 99%.

   Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a huge gap of information.

   Who are you to doubt God? And Santa Claus? And the Easter Bunny? And...

   Was there ever a time where secretly giving "bunny ears" in a photo was actually funny?