Friday Funny Status Messages

   Nothing ruins a Friday quicker than having to work the weekend. too.

   Do white supremacists shop on Black Friday?

   It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .

   I saved $983.54 on Black Friday. I stayed home watched TV and didn't shop.

   Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample ovee others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

   So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?

   All this spending on Black Friday! Y'all better pay that electric bill first, or next Friday will be Black Friday too

   Black Friday used to only be Robinson Crusoe's pal!

   Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already

   I know this is short notice, but does anyone have a bear costume I can borrow to scare the people camped outside Best Buy for Black Friday?

   "The Statue of Liberty just turned 130 last Friday. When France first gave her to us, it was the one time that France didn't retreat..

   Which one of the Ten Commandments says: Thou Shalt Not Eat Meat On Friday?

   Hillary Clinton was Diagnosed on Friday with Highly Contagious Bacterial Pneumonia and has been out in public all weekend! Is there something about the words "Highly Contagious" that she and her "Doctors" don't understand? Well that's ObamaCare For ya!

   I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts

   Just ironed a crease in these basketball shorts so I can wear them for Casual Friday.

   This Friday, Finding Dory will be release in theaters as well as Season 4 of Orange is the new Black on Netflix. One is about the adventures of a lost soul in a sea of fish searching for love. The other is made by Pixar.

   Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.

   Sorry you're an athiest and have no one to thank it's Friday.

   Questions To Ask Coworkers/Friends Every Friday: What do you mean I'm crazy? Have the unicorns been spreading vicious ugly rumors about me again?

   What do we tell Jesus when he comes back to earth and finds out we call the day of his death Good Friday? He be all like ... WTF?